OK Cupid comebacks I never said

I just got a message that said, "I would so be your bitch."

And I want to write back, "If I wanted a bitch, I would be a lesbian," but I'm not that mean in real life.  

Emails to Friends

Recapping my night...



So,  as you know from my text last night, me and John Doe did not end up knockin boots (sorry Kristin - I meant making out :)).  

WHY?  Well, my overall consensus is that I think he was just thirsty for conversation with people who are doing things and are about something other than being in VIP at couture. He and I talked for hours about spirituality, goals, dreaming big, hard times and what they mean.  As he dropped me off I said, "Did you want to come in?" 

And he was like, "No I need to get to bed, but we'll hang out again before you leave."  

Then later we texted a bit and he was like, "Next time I'll take the invite in."

So maybe he just had to poo.